Name: I Tell Fortunes, You Gawk, and the Police Department's Results Are a Team Effort
Author: Gu Libai

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Tang Tang is the dreaded “jinx” of Taohua Village. Whoever she curses is sure to have bad luck. Just after turning eighteen, she’s driven out of the village and sent to Haicheng to find work. On her first day job hunting, Tang Tang points at a crooked employment broker and says, “You’re a big baddie! You’re gonna die! Pfft, pfft… A white blade goes in and a red blade comes out, and your guts spill everywhere!” The broker chases her away with a broom. That afternoon, someone stabs the broker to death. On the second day, while looking for work at an upscale club, Tang Tang tells a rich playboy who’s trying to grope her, “Your dad’s gonna die! He’ll jump from the 38th floor, and his brains will splatter everywhere!” Furious, the playboy tries to stab her with a fruit knife. A few hours later, the playboy’s father jumps to his death. On day N, Tang Tang goes to a film studio to work as an extra and tells the male lead, “You’re gonna end up behind bars!” The male lead immediately tells the director to kick her off the set. That afternoon, the male lead is arrested for drug use. Tang Tang’s reputation as a “jinx” keeps growing, but more and more people come to her for fortune-telling. Even the relevant government departments invite her to help solve cases, then recruit her. But her own life is on a countdown. If she doesn’t marry the person fate has chosen for her before her twentieth birthday, she’ll die. Xu Yunli is a walking disaster. He chokes on water, coughs while eating, gets hit by cars, and is bitten by dogs. He spends 360 out of 365 days a year injured and in the hospital. Because he’s so unlucky, every one of his fiancées has broken off the engagement and run away. Grandma Xu is afraid her grandson will be a bachelor for life, so she offers Tang Tang a hefty bride price to marry him. The Xu family fears Tang Tang will bring misfortune to Xu Yunli, so they all object. Grandma Xu says, “A jinx and a bad-luck magnet: it’s anyone’s guess who’ll bring whom down!”

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Actually it's okay, it's one of the more interesting metaphysics I've seen recently. It's just that the hostess is a bit silly, which may not be liked by everyone. Although he is stupid, he also has his own bottom line. But the heroine's follower relative should be offline as soon as possible, it's a bit of an eyesore. But the title is a cool story, I think this is more of a coming-of-age story? The heroine comes out of the mountains and slowly grows up, helping people solve problems and making a lot of money. There is no such a slap-in-the-face plot, and the heroine does not feel happy from the perspective of the heroine.
64 likes8mo ago
This subject matter is so novel, unlike other fortune-telling novels, which are live broadcasts or something like that. If it is a person who is unlucky and something big happens, the heroine can see his bad luck of life and death at a glance. It is relatively new in this genre, and the writing is also good!
41 likes7mo ago
Oh my god, hahaha. It's so beautiful. I really like Tangtang's outspoken words. It's a pity that I have to wait for the update. Woohoo.
26 likes8mo ago
It's well written, the crow's mouth is like a prophet, and the heroine's path has real growth.
24 likes7mo ago
The characters are described with distinct personalities, the plot is twists and turns, unique, the author is very imaginative, and it is very interesting to read.
18 likes6mo ago
Good! This book is uniquely conceived, writing both reality and fantasy. It's really not wrong.
18 likes7mo ago
Super beautiful work, different subject matter, Tangtang's calculations are amazing, and the heroine is amazing 👍
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It's super good, but there's not enough to watch online.
13 likes8mo ago
It's fascinating, I couldn't put it down, and I spent sleepless nights reading it.
11 likes6mo ago
The content is novel and so interesting. Mr. Li must take it very seriously.
11 likes8mo ago

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