I, the Strongest Mercenary, Started with a Scallion Pancake Wrap

[Cooking] + [Exploration] + [Treasure Hunting and the Strange] + [CQB Combat] + [PMC Operations] + [Assassination and Reconnaissance] + [High-Tech Weapons] + [Lone Hero] + [Teamwork] + [No System] + [Mercenary] + [Arms Dealer] + [Inside the Mercenary Industry] + [Decisive Killing]

Disguise and surveillance: In South Africa, I disguised myself as a fifty-year-old white male janitor, used fake credentials to infiltrate a branch of the South African SI Company, and killed all the executives with three grenades.

Treasure hunting and the strange: In Libya, I helped my employer find the golden palace of the Idris dynasty, a legend of the historical and academic world.

Close-quarters combat: In Colombia, I took down seven members of SEAL Team Six with my bare hands in one minute.

CQB combat: In Dubai, eight former SAS soldiers cornered me in a safe house. Armed with nothing but a Glock 17, I turned the tables and killed them all.

Jungle survival: In Brazil, I kept my employer hidden in the South American rainforest for a month and a half.

Breaking and entering: In Japan, to get revenge on SFGP, I stole ten cars in one night. I planted an SFGP operative and a timed explosive in each one, then detonated them outside SFGP headquarters.

Loyal to my friends, with plenty of brothers at my side, and ruthless when it counts.

I became the strongest mercenary after I made scallion pancakes.