Eerie: Don't Listen to Him! Even the Old Ones Have Shut Themselves Away

[Lighthearted power fantasy + Cthulhu + wild imagination]

Gu Qiao transmigrates and finds himself from the start in Death Carriage No. 4444, packed with monsters.

But he isn't worried at all. In fact, he wants to teach the monsters a lesson.

Talent [Fallacy Scales] activated!

Faced with a gluttonous evil spirit that wants to eat people, Gu Qiao pulls out The Nutrition Guide. "Eating people can give you prion disease. It'll rot your brain."

The evil spirit thinks that makes sense and starves itself to death.

Faced with an indescribable Old God, Gu Qiao pulls out Geometric Paradoxes. "Your tentacles don't follow the golden ratio. They're hideous."

The Old God is so ashamed that it flees the galaxy overnight.

Emergency announcement over the train speakers:

"Warning! Warning! That man is talking again! All gods, cover your ears immediately! This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill!"