Zhang Laogeda has been bathing in the Northeast Bathing City for twenty years, only washing his hands in the golden basin and staying away from the world.
Until that day, a group of stupid young men smashed his bathing center and threatened to "rectify the market."
He sighed and dialed the dusty phone: "Lao San, please stop at our popsicle factory and send us five hundred 'Lao Popsicles' first."
"By the way, tell the brothers on the road that I, Zhang Laogeda, will make a 'comeback' tonight."
