Funny introduction
Lin Ye travels through the world of immortality and discovers that the technique here is [Stay up late and die suddenly while eating food] - literally, do you want to become stronger? First learn to dance on the grave.
While others were working desperately for the spirit stone, I silently dialed the transoceanic hotline: "Wai, motherland? The spirit energy here is a bit dirty. Can you airdrop some 84 disinfectant for me?"
As a result, the style of painting gradually became outrageous.
When the Demon Lord sacrificed the Ten Thousand Souls Banner, I took out the "Criminal Law" with my backhand and recited: "This fellow Taoist, your behavior is suspected of illegal detention."
When the secret realm collapsed and the earth shook, the expert team sent a blueprint overnight: "Try this 'socialist core formation' to treat all kinds of earth line dissatisfaction."
Until that day, while I was enjoying a meal at a tomb in another world, my motherland suddenly received an urgent call:
"Comrade Lin Ye! The Immortal Emperor figure you brought back by courier has become a spirit! He is now sitting on the Dragon Vein of Huashan Mountain, asking us to change the 5A scenic spot into his dojo, and also said that the WiFi signal is too poor to prevent him from watching TV series!"
I looked at the innocent-looking teammate next to me - the big boss who was said to be the king of the fairy world in his previous life. He was currently using my system to browse short videos, giggling.
"So," I covered my chest, "when you died, could it be that you were fired by Heaven for fishing at work, right?"
"About me cultivating immortals in the world of Cthulhu, but turning my hometown into the number one immortal sect in the entire network"——
Now the pressure is on the Ministry of Foreign Affairs: How to explain to the United Nations that our country's latest strategic weapon is an irritable retired immortal emperor who loves to watch bloody dramas?
And my system is still urging: "Host, don't lie down! Clean up quickly and go to the next grave... Ah, no, it's a relic! Our KP
