I Pretended to Be the Desolate Heaven Emperor and Ransacked the Myriad Worlds

Chen Yufan transmigrates into the world of The Legend of the White Snake. After twelve years of arduous cultivation, he’s still stuck at the Innate Realm, unable to make any progress. He plans to cling to Xu Xian and wait for Bai Suzhen to descend to the mortal world, hoping to share in a little of her immortal fortune. But halfway through, he gets slammed by the “Transdimensional chat group.” Group owner Su Daxian insists he’s the young Desolate Heavenly Emperor, nearly scaring him into dropping his baby bottle. From then on, everything goes completely off the rails. Yue Buqun of Mount Hua offers him the Purple Cloud Divine Art, Fahai eagerly hands over the Great Might Heavenly Dragon, and Iron Man sends a hundred cases of special yogurt... He sips beast milk while leveling his cultivation techniques up to the max. Then one day, the Dragon Girl of the Qiantang River comes knocking. “You ate my Crab General?” Chen Yufan silently produces a bowl of glowing egg fried rice. “How about... giving it a try?” The Dragon Girl, tears streaming down her face: “What peerless delicacy is this! I’ll trade you a cultivation technique for the recipe. Deal?” And so, with the Great Might Heavenly Dragon in his left hand to subdue the White Snake, and glowing dishes in his right to make the Dragon Palace drool, Chen Yufan takes advantage of his “Desolate Heavenly Emperor” persona to start a grand treasure-swindling spree across the Myriad Worlds. Bai Suzhen: “Why does this bald monk keep ruining my plans to repay my debt of gratitude?!” Su Daxian: “Your Majesty, this is the newly offered simulated version of the Other-Self Freedom Art...” Chen Yufan, slurping beast milk: “Don’t rush me. Let me finish eating this thousand-year-old fish monster first.” [Transmigration + chat group + lighthearted comedy + mistaken identity + eat monsters to level up]