Time travel? No, it was a world line crash!
Lu Qingxuan has been having a headache recently:
Before my sister's illness was cured, the unscrupulous landlord downstairs came to press for rent again;
When a part-time prosthetic repairman encounters a strange client, he insists on engraving a "safe entry and exit" charm on the robotic arm;
Now it's even more outrageous - a sword fell from the sky, chasing him and calling him Young Master, and it also had a death countdown: the sect's legacy will be unsealed in seven days, will it be hunted by the nine realms before it is unsealed?
When he tried to use a wrench to repair flying swords, used programming to draw talismans, and used medical insurance cards to bargain with the Magic Council——
The whole world has gone crazy.
The Steam Mecha Sword Immortal applied to add you as a friend: "Fellow Taoist, do you want to sell your cybernetic roots?"
The magical girl wizard sent a team invitation: "Brother, do you want to try my magic, quantum entanglement?"
Even the takeout delivery robot downstairs started chanting: "The braised pork rice you ordered has arrived... As urgent as the law!"
"I'm just an ordinary proletarian worker!"
System prompt: You have accepted the hidden mission "Becoming the Mediator of All Realms". The reward is: 1 free mortgage coupon, 1 health gift pack for sister, and 9 Realm Hunt Orders.
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[Reading Guide·Warning of Too Many Elements]
✓ Cyber Cultivation: Use neural network to run Dantian Zhoutian
✓ Steam elixir formation: Boiler pressure is the realm of cultivation
✓ Magic programming: if-else statements trigger forbidden spells
✓ Holy Light Antivirus: Cardinal works as a part-time network security officer
✓ Male protagonist's occupation: prosthetic doctor/sect orphan/cross-border Party B/ultimate worker
