Lin Jian, 25 years old, a UI designer who lives in a basement and eats instant noodles, has two major dilemmas in life:
Poor (bank card balance is 207.32 Yuan) + timid (can recite "Xinhua Dictionary" when talking to women).
Until he picked up a tattered pink radio at the flea market——
"Love Victory System Version 1.0" Suddenly activated and announced in a translator's tone:
"My dear Davari, within ninety days, this machine will help you win the S-level target: the newly moved goddess Jiang Xiaoyou upstairs!"
However, this "plug-in" is a bit tricky:
Let it teach romance, it said: "Hold an umbrella for her!" - The next second a giant beach umbrella popped up and trapped the two of them inside.
Let it teach love words, it teaches: "Your eyes are like a husky soaked in rain."
The most terrible thing is that it always broadcasts when he peeks at Jiang Xiaoyou's stockings: "The host's sexual impulse peak has been detected. It is recommended to take a cold shower."
But "Cheating No. 1" Also has a hidden function:
Stock market insider? (Actually, it's about predicting when the chairman's dog will be lost)
Cold wave business opportunities? (Reselling expired warm babies)
Investment outlet? (The cafe expansion is just short of 50,000 yuan)
So Lin Jian started a two-front battle:
He makes money crazily during the day and chases girls at night.
When he finally collected 50,000 yuan to invest in a coffee shop, he tremblingly said to Jiang Xiaoyou, "Am I qualified to chase you now?"——
But she blinked: "Actually... My dad is the inventor of this radio. I watched all your social death scenes on the surveillance camera."
