Daming: That Player Named Grandpa, Please Wear Something

[Da Ming] [System] [Sand Sculpture] [Imagination] [Fourth Natural Disaster] Transformed into the Ming Dynasty Xin Wang Zhu Youjian. He just unlocked the system. He thought he was a magic weapon descended from heaven, but a group of social terrorists came! ID "Grandpa is here" carries logs shirtless, asks where the BOSS is when meeting, and grins even after dying ten thousand times; ID "runs with a bucket" as a civil engineering doctor, transforms the Forbidden City online; ID "passes through poplars with a hundred steps" directly dismantles the beams of the palace to make bows and arrows in order to increase the headshot rate. Rogue bandits attacking the city? The cute new player wailed, "The opening siege + full of pain, too hardcore!" The senior player picked up the bucket of golden juice with his backhand: "It has been boiled and poured. If you are a hero, you have to drink it hot!" While charging, he sprinkled lime powder and stepped on traps, focusing on not practicing martial ethics. Eight Banners cavalry going south? Players rushed into the battle with firecrackers: "I have the title of No. 1 In the world, blow up Dorgon and earn money!" Short of food and medicine? They dug wells and farmed to brew strong liquor, and also made gold juice into a "special drink" for them. Dorgon looked at these players who didn't wear armor, couldn't be killed and were getting more and more excited as they fought. He collapsed and cried: "This battle can't be fought! They don't even wear clothes!" Being doused with gold juice, he jumped up and cursed: "It's okay to make wine with shit, why can't I be beaten to death?" Zhu Youjian shouted helplessly: "It is forbidden to use gold juice as a biological weapon! Also, my dragon chair is not a shield! The corners of his mouth raised crazily: "How can there be a madman? These are all my lovely leeks... Ah no, peerless warrior! "When the players were carrying gold juice buckets, carrying firecrackers, shouting "Come for the title" and flattening the Eight Banners camp, Zhu Youjian stood at the top of the city and laughed wildly: "My players, use your cool skills to recast the glory of the Ming Dynasty!