[System + Comedy + Business Management + No Shame + Wild Imagination]
After transmigrating to the world of immortal cultivation, while others refine pills, I shop online; while others meditate in seclusion, I sell goods!
Gou Fugui transmigrates into the Qingyun Sect, broke from the start and on the verge of being kicked out.
Just as he is about to beg for food at the foot of the mountain, the "GouDong Mall" on his phone from his previous life suddenly awakens!
[Newbie Gift Pack]: Start with a metal dog. It can guard your home and devour magical treasures to evolve into a mecha!
[Death Island]: Secondhand flying swords for just 9.9 yuan with free shipping? They may leak electricity, but one strike can zap your opponent into an explosive hairstyle!
[Ten-Billion Subsidy]: Top-grade pills starting at 10% off? They're close to their expiration date and may give you the runs, but they're miracle pills for breaking through bottlenecks!
From then on, the style of the immortal cultivation world changed.
While the sect's prodigies were still fighting to the death over a single Foundation Establishment Pill, Gou Fugui had launched a "group-buying slash-the-price" campaign, getting the entire sect to help him claim free goods.
When the demonic ancestor tried to massacre the immortal cultivation world, Gou Fugui simply filed a "no-questions-asked return within seven days" and sent the ancestor right back to the womb: the place where he was sealed.
While great powers everywhere bankrupted themselves for magical treasures, Gou Fugui introduced "Dog Credit" and tearfully raked in interest from the whole world.
"Fellow Daoist, your brow looks dark. How about signing up for a Plus membership? It comes with express resurrection insurance!"
See how the great swindler Gou Fugui uses spend-and-save deals, free gifts for positive reviews, and personalized pricing to build a "GouDong business empire" spanning the Myriad Worlds!
Fast, convenient, high-quality, affordable: GouDong cultivation, delivering on its promise!
