My Eldest Sister Refused to Marry into a Living Hell, So I Took Her Place and Found a Blessed Home

“I won’t marry him! Xiao Yan is a monster who kills without batting an eye!” Her legitimate older sister, reborn from the future, knows that the regent Xiao Yan will die suddenly and have his household confiscated three years from now. To escape the fire pit, she throws a fit and dumps the forced-marriage burden on Jiang Li, her laid-back legitimate younger sister.

The whole capital is waiting to laugh at Jiang Li’s gruesome death, but she’s laughing like mad inside the bridal sedan. She has already seen through everything thanks to her bound [Gossip System]: as long as she outlives her short-lived husband, she can inherit a fortune worth billions and live as a happy rich woman!

[Ding! The Prince Regent’s residence has two mountains of gold, and the prince is hardly ever home!]

[Ding! The chef at the prince’s residence is the head chef of the Imperial Kitchens, and serves eight different meals every day!]

With tears in her eyes (fake ones), she takes her sister’s place, planning to keep her head down and wait for the easy life to begin. But the supposedly brutal, bloodthirsty regent can actually hear her thoughts!

On the surface, Jiang Li trembles with fear. Inside, she’s gushing: [Wow! That waist, those legs, those abs! What a shame he’s a short-lived ghost. I’d better take another look, because later I’ll only be able to admire him while burning offerings.]

Xiao Yan grinds his back teeth as he reads her mind, but quietly dotes on her like she’s the most precious thing in the world.

Just as Jiang Li is living in unimaginable luxury and the promised sudden death still hasn’t arrived, her regretful older sister is so jealous her eyes nearly pop out of her head. Jiang Li, meanwhile, lounges contentedly in Xiao Yan’s arms. “Sis, don’t worry. The prince says he can live another five hundred years. How does that make you feel?”