Journey to the West: I Livestream Spoilers to Brother Monkey, and He Goes Crazy

[Transmigration + chaotic comedy + livestream antics + a subversive Journey to the West + an utterly ridiculous cast] I transmigrated into a monkey demon on Flower-Fruit Mountain and got bound to the [Journey to the West Livestream Commentary System]. From the start, I ran into Sun Wukong, and the System began streaming automatically. The comments flooded in: “Streamer, run! Brother Monkey’s going to beat you up!” Thinking fast, I blurted out, “Great Sage! I’m not a monkey. I’m your long-lost wild fan!” Brother Monkey scratched his head. “What’s that supposed to mean? You seem pretty interesting, though. Come hang with Old Sun.” From then on, I became the pilgrimage group’s “on-the-road reporter” and “chief antics officer.” The White Bone Spirit turns into a beauty? I rush over with my phone to scan her code: “Follow our official account and get a signed photo of Tang Sanzang!” Red Boy breathes Samadhi True Fire? I whip out a fire extinguisher: “Little kids who play with fire wet the bed!” The Queen of the Women's Country falls for Tang Sanzang? I raise my hand: “Your Majesty, how about me? I can tell jokes and livestream sales!” Along the pilgrimage route, I turn serious episodes into a giant comedy reality show. Until we reach Spirit Mountain, where I catch the Tathagata dozing off on my livestream. In front of all the gods and immortals of the Three Realms, I shout, “Buddha, it’s time for your KPI review! And one more thing, the Journey to the West is scripted, right?” Sun Wukong explodes: “What?! So my five hundred years under the mountain were all arranged?!” The Jade Emperor covers his face. “Cut that part. Don’t broadcast it…”