Transmigrated into Journey to the West as eight-year-old Zhu Xiaojie, he finds Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong blocking the entrance to Gao Village from the start.
Seeing the Golden Cudgel descend from the sky, Zhu Xiaojie instinctively burrows into Gao Cuilan’s arms and cries in a baby voice, “Wifey, help! This ugly freak with a hairy face and a thunder-god’s mouth is going to beat the baby to death!”
The next second, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, who had been brimming with murderous intent, looks at the adorable little brat with a snot bubble dangling from his nose. He raises his cudgel, but just can’t bring it down. “Th-this is my junior fellow disciple? How is he still a baby who hasn’t been weaned?!”
From then on, everything goes completely off the rails.
The White Bone Spirit sister strokes his little cheek, her eyes smoldering. “This little pig has such smooth, tender skin. He’d make a delicious roast suckling pig, wouldn’t he?”
The Queen of the Kingdom of Women cradles him in her arms and parts her red lips. “Little Imperial Brother, you’re so adorable. Why not stay in the palace and warm my bed every night?”
Even the fairy sisters in heaven look at him more and more strangely, always wanting to “squeeze him, cuddle him, and lift him up high,” while casually discussing recipes?
Zhu Xiaojie is on the verge of tears. Clutching the little keepsake pouch Gao Cuilan gave him as a token of love, he cries, “Don’t come any closer! I’m a pig with a wife! I’m saving my virtue for Sister Cuilan!”
Sun Wukong smashes a demon’s cave to pieces with a single blow and grits his teeth. “Let’s see who dares lay a single pig bristle on my junior fellow disciple!”
Tang Sanzang presses his palms together, his face full of compassion (and a headache). “Wukong, monks must be merciful, but roast suckling pig... No, I mean, Xiaojie is still just a child!”
It's really an indescribable feeling
Can Madam Bones be resurrected? I think this novel is really well written!
It's very interesting. Please give the author a lot of credit for writing it. It's too little and not enough to read. I will continue to follow it.
Very special 😄, very imaginative
It's good-looking, but the author is from Hong Kong. In my impression, Hong Kong people like to use traditional Chinese characters. The characters in front are all white. Later, they all became traditional Chinese characters. It's a bit hard to read, but the plot is so good.
Can you please stop writing traditional Chinese characters 😅
Okay, it's a different kind of journey to the west, it's quite interesting.
Come on, it's so beautiful, but it's a little lacking.