Help! That Crazy Uncle of the Emperor Insists on Bringing Money into the Marriage

Crazy critic of the scheming royal uncle who loves acting (offensive) vs the timid, greedy, smart and cute wealthy businessman (received) Happy friends, marriage first, love later, bringing money into the family, lighthearted and funny—— I, Shen Yuanbao, the only son of the richest man in the capital and a well-known money maniac, accidentally collided with the legendary regent, who was ruthless in killing people, and criticized the emperor's uncle Xiao Yelan like crazy. Desperate for survival, I took out a hundred thousand taels of silver on the spot and handed it over flatteringly: "Your Majesty, it's just a small thing and not a sign of respect. Just pretend you've never seen me." The way he looked at me was like looking at a... Smooth fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered. I thought I was dead. In the end, he accepted the money and sneered: "One hundred thousand taels? Master Shen, do you want to buy me?" I was so scared that my legs were weak: "Don't you dare! You are buying my life!" He flipped the banknote and suddenly smiled: "Okay. I accept this betrothal gift." Betrothal gift? ? ? I ran away all night, but was blocked by him and his car at the gate of the city. I thought this time it was a late start, but he took my hand, pointed to the ten carts of gold and silver jewelry behind him, and said affectionately in front of the people in the city: "Yuanbao, don't run away. I brought all my wealth to my husband to be your son-in-law." Now, he lives in my house, grinding ink with my most expensive square inkstone every day, and watching me settle accounts; if anyone dares to owe me a penny, he will come to collect debts with Shang Fang's sword; I said I wanted to eat lychees from the south, and he rode out of the city overnight on the BMW given by him... Warning! The background of this article is completely fictitious, focusing on "shuang" and "su". What's the logic? What is that? If you mind entering with caution, you will win.