There’s a Cultivation World in My Backyard, but Something’s Off

After losing my job, I rented a shabby old place with a backyard and planned to lie flat.

But I gradually realized there was something strange about the backyard.

I watered the flowers, and the Immortal Realm was blessed with three hundred years of spirit rain. I fixed the Wi-Fi, and the Heavenly Dao network got a full upgrade. I sprayed weed killer on the weeds, and the Gu cultivator patriarchs in the neighboring cultivation world all started coughing up blood...

Then one day, I heard the sound of people knocking their heads against the ground in the backyard, along with tearful prayers:

“Please, Immortal, call off your divine powers! The Northern Wilderness has been flooded for thirty thousand li!”

Holding my hose and looking at my freshly washed car, I fell into deep thought.

If I hang out a blanket to dry, could I trigger the next Ice Age in the Immortal Realm?