The Road to Longevity Through Cultivation and Keeping a Low Profile

I transmigrated and immediately tested as having a heaven-defying spiritual root. The entire sect erupted with joy: This child is destined to ascend!

But inside, I was falling apart. The original owner was a walking disaster: struck by lightning whenever he went out, went berserk while meditating, and could even choke on water and develop inner demons...

To stay alive, I resolutely chose the most obscure path of health-preserving cultivation.

While my fellow disciples desperately gulped down pills to break through, I was studying Ten Things to Keep in Mind When Fasting.

While my opponents burned their lifespans to perform forbidden arts, I quietly brewed goji berry and red date tea.

Hundreds of years later, the tribulation descended, and the once-in-a-generation geniuses fell one after another.

But thanks to my daily foot soaks, my meridians were clear and unobstructed. When the heavenly lightning struck, I let out a burp.

The sect leader pointed at me, trembling. "Y-You, what kind of wicked technique have you been practicing?!"

Cradling my thermos, I smiled gravely. "In the path of cultivation, staying healthy is what matters most."