My name is Lin Feng, a former programmer and now a bug-level existence in the world of immortality.
It all started when I joined that outrageous group chat.
[Group Message]:
Fairy Lingshuang: (Share link) The latest swordsmanship Vlog, three consecutive sword manuals!
Duobao Sanren: Buying with a lot of money! A metaphysical program that allows me to avoid joining Europe by drawing cards!
Baicao Zhenjun: Urgent! The Dan furnace exploded, waiting online for a standardized assembly line design plan!
Old Man Tianji: (Spoiler Warning) I calculated that the weakness of the next secret realm BOSS may be... House Dance?
As the only "modern person" in the group, I looked at these demands and silently took out the keyboard.
Soon after——
In the world of cultivating immortals, there are Didi substitute training, flying sword sharing, and escaping disasters;
My "spiritual Wi-Fi" not only blocked the signal, but also connected to the magical girl channel;
We even held the first "Xianjie Innovation and Entrepreneurship Competition".
Until the gods and Buddhas in the sky took pictures of the world-destroying thunder catastrophe and accused us of polluting the avenue.
I sighed and @all members in the group:
"How many times have I said, be elegant and don't be violent."
"Here, read the instructions for the 'New Tiandao·1.0 Beta Version' we just crowdfunded to the seniors."
