In my previous life, I was a cuckold and I was so angry that I died on the spot.
In this life, I am Tang Sanzang, determined to be happy.
My golden finger: For any female seductress, the charm value will be automatically maxed out.
My DEBUFF: Each of the three apprentices is allergic to fairies and will fight any fairies they see!
So, my journey westward became——
Me: "This female Bodhisattva, a poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty..."
Wukong: "Fairy! Take a stick from me!"
Female seductress (glaring at me): "Holy monk, save me!"
Me (snarling at Wukong): "Stop! Don't hit my goblin!"
Wukong: "???"
Me: "Your Majesty, why don't you participate in the Joyful Zen with the poor monk?"
Bajie: "Master, no! She is a mortal and will absorb your yang energy!"
Queen (affectionately): "I do!"
I (kicked Bajie away): "Get out! Don't delay your practice as a teacher!"
Bajie: "???"
Me: "Sha Monk, take care of your luggage and horses. Come as soon as you go as a teacher."
Sha Monk: "Master, there is so much evil in front of you. Do you want to go for alms?"
Me (righteous words): "No, I will save them as a teacher!" (Physically deliver them to my harem)
Sha Seng: "???"
Tathagata: "Guanyin, are you sure the person you sent to get scriptures is a holy monk?"
Guanyin (wiping sweat): "Buddha, how about... Let's switch to someone else?"
