I Became Mary Sue's Brother Who Was Married to 108 Countries

[No CP, no logic, pure madness + true heartthrob + invincible Jack Su + protagonist straight man + slightly funny + one of the few normal people in an abnormal world. The tag is changed by the system, so don't read the tag] I, Long Aoxuan, am a male, with an aura of 2.8 Meters, colorful long hair with built-in barrage, tears that shed crystal cores, and sneezing that causes turbulence in time and space - but I just want to be a salted fish. My sister was proposed to by the boss of 108 universes: the Immortal Lord carved a love poem at the door, the Insect King gave her a star diamond, and the Overlord handed her a black card of Hades Coins. I was forced to hold a "brother-in-law qualifying competition": a back rub competition, an awkward chat competition, and a competition to escape my sister's frog dream on an 800-meter bed. When I escaped to an "ordinary community", I found that my neighbor was a retired immortal, my property owner was an ancient Mary Sue, and there was a love brain bomb buried underground. Now it's even worse: 999 male bosses suddenly say they love me. The Sword Emperor dissolved the harem for me, the God of Songs composed my sleep talk into a golden song, the God of Chaos was obsessed with my pickle taste, and the concept of "handsomeness" wanted to merge with me. They were dueling over pickles downstairs. And I just want to ask: "Can anyone use qualified pickles to make me clean today?" [People, this is a book written by Mi, come and read it] (Second editor: The author has been busy three times. This is a work of madness. The fate is changing but it is not a trap. Please enter with caution)