It's Okay to Break Up, but the Breakup Fee Will Be Charged to My Dad's Account!
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Super Funny, Right-Minded, Laughing Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night
Argue if you are not convinced
I Laughed Like a Maggot in the Middle of the Night and Asked My Mother to Kick Me Out of the House.
The meaner the better, the more troublesome the better
Funny, Immoral, and Also Mean, the Kind of Person Who Is Extremely Powerful
Please Keep the Protagonist Smiling and Hiding His True Face
Nowadays, All the Funny Articles Have Turned into Pure Meme Articles.
Show me some of Tomato's really funny articles from the early days!
The Male Protagonist Hid His Appearance at First, but Was Later Discovered
Is There Something Wrong with You When You Laugh Until Your Whole Body Twitches and Your Parents Scold You? Are There Any Novels About
When I Am Tired of Reading, I Read a Masterpiece, a Shocking Masterpiece
I want to watch content similar to "I Was Taken from My Body for Ninety Thousand Years". It's not brainless, it's novel, it's not limited to subject matter, it's super combustible, it's funny, it's old-fashioned, it's all imaginative.
Both Men Are Short of Books and Extremely Tired of Reading.
I feel like there is not much to see, and I lost interest after watching it for a second, so I urgently need to recommend it. There is no restriction on cruelty or sweetness, but I prefer sweetness.
A Novel About Two Men That Makes You Choke with Laughter
Are There Any High-Quality Stories About Two Male Protagonists? Two Male Protagonists! ! Two Male Protagonists! ! !
I want to read a book similar to "Top Players Kill Crazy Copies and Abduct the Evil God (Leading the God to Fall)". Double clean! ! ! Double strength! ! ! ՞˶・֊・˶՞
Shuangnan, Shuangqiang, Don't Like Those Who Feel Aggrieved, Qiuqiu
There Is No Longer a Shuangnan Main Article That Makes My Eyes Shine.
Is There Any Male Protagonist Who Has a Mouth to Mouth? I Really Like This Kind of Conspicuous Bag.
I've Recently Become Obsessed with War Damage Stories. I Want to See the Protagonist Get Seriously Injured and Protect Others.
The protagonist is always injured while protecting others, always vomits blood, suffers silently, always shows off his strength and begs to be fed! >_<
Please Ask for Ma Jiawen, Two Male Protagonists! ! It's the Kind of Fun to Lose a Horse! !
I want to watch content similar to "The Days of Working Hard to Protect the Vest in the Stars". The contrast between being very powerful in the vest but weak in the eyes of the people around you, and the two are not linked! It is best if "I have been hiding the fact that I am a vest", thank you╰(*´
Please Shuangnan, Funny, the Best One Who Can Laugh Like Maggots
I want to read a book similar to "Infinite Flow: He is Beautiful, But Too Bad He Has a Mouth".
Mercenaries and Killers Return Home and Are Not Reborn
Double Strong, the Male Protagonist Has One or Two Special Nb Vests, Double Nan. Please! !
Doesn't Tomato Have a Vest That's Not Embarrassing?
It's difficult to read real MJA novels that are both reasonable and enjoyable.
After Watching Shen Lian, I Can't Stand Anything Else. Is There Two Strong People Doting on Each Other and Having Fun Talking?
It's fine if you pet each other and have some brains. If you like to watch barrage and don't like those who are aggressive, it will affect your mood very much.
I Beg for the Kind of Sick, Weak, Beautiful, Strong and Miserable Person Who Can Hold on and Not Talk About How Miserable I Am.
Please Write a Funny Story with Two Male Protagonists, the Kind That Can Make Me Laugh and Slap Me
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This book is really good, Compared to the author's other book Who Said Boyfriends Can't Beat Me to Death, there is basically no sadistic main plot. At least there are 116 chapters so far. It's quite enjoyable to read. It can be seen that the author really likes the beautiful, strong and miserable. This book is very good. It is suitable for the audience who likes to see less miserable beautiful and strong miserable. It is highly recommended. The character of the protagonist is too cute, and the plot is not faulty. Overall, it is more relaxed and cheerful. The main plot has a strong tragic color, but in the end it must be he! So I really recommend it! !
The writing is quite good, and the characters and protagonists are very good, but the emotional line makes me uncomfortable, and it's hard to describe it in words! It feels like Pei doesn't love Bai at all, he just treats him as his possessions and has no love. He is still a bit controlled and wants to give up Wen but is reluctant to do so. I hope the author can treat Xiaobai well, I really feel sorry for him. The latest chapter, just one sentence, made me cry😭😭😭
This book is really good. It turns out that I have read three of the author's works by accident. Who says your boyfriend can't fight to death? This is the first book with two male protagonists that I have read. I didn't like reading books with two male protagonists before. I only started reading them 25 years ago. The second one is about reporting your gender before falling in love. , I forgot when I read it, and even the plot. I also like this one. It's still a familiar killer identity. He is venomous and fun, not annoying. He often spits out embarrassing words. If there are other similar articles, please push them to me. Thank you [Blow kiss]
Big stories are treasures in the world. How can someone be so good at writing them? If you ask me what flowing clouds and flowing water are, then this is called flowing clouds and flowing water. I crawl in despair in front of the big stories because I can't describe how great they are...[Adoration][Admiration][Admiration] This is a perfect foreshadowing, a perfect call back, DaDa really understands the charm of the character, the writing is well written, and it is not trivial at all. He is also very good at capturing the cuteness of the characters and the most tense and loving interactions between the characters. I can read this kind of writing for a lifetime... [Adoration] [Adoration] [Admiration] My favorite part is the scene where Xiaobai is taunting people, it feels really cool. [Eat melon] Big, come on! [Blow a kiss][Send a heart]
Absolute, the best among the best. The protagonist is beautiful, strong and miserable, both of them are absolutely strong. There is a little love between the protagonists, like a master and a slave, but the most amazing thing is that the protagonist does not feel like being treated as a plaything or a treasure. They get along very naturally. They fight each other, fall in love and kill each other. A big consolation for the book-weary period, I feel that there are very few writing about this kind of thing, it should be considered a classic, a classic chant, I really love this kind of setting (//∇//), like a foreign killer or something, if it is well written, it is really amazing (//∇//) The whole book will be more funny, the protagonist's performance is very out-of-the-box, but the protagonist's character is well written. Although it is very out-of-the-box, it doesn't feel the same, it is very, very comfortable. The protagonist has always kept his mission in mind (♡>𖥦<)/♥. He even took revenge when he returned home and killed him directly without any delay. Those clips were really fun to watch (//∇//). There shouldn't be any slap-in-the-face plots, because those slap-in-the-face plots looked very frustrating, so it's really good (//∇//). The author also has content to write, and the author is very awesome.
Hahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard. Will Xiaobai poison himself to death if he licks the corner of his mouth? Haha [admiration], overall it's quite refreshing and not aggrieved at all. I like Xiaobai's character design very much. He is beautiful, strong but miserable, with high IQ and high strength. The writing is relatively lighthearted and funny, which always makes me laugh. Hahaha. Five-star praise∽strongly recommended [Love] Nothing. I added this review just to see how many hours I watched😋😋😋
I swear, this is the best book I have ever read on Tomato. I have never followed a book for more than 200 episodes. I always read one book and lose another. This book is so exciting whether it is the characters or the plot. It really tickled my favorite points. It is funny and has good writing and characters. The creation of the book is meticulous, not just a few casual summaries, but reflected through accumulated details over time. It is really, really interesting. This book will definitely reach a 9.8 Rating. It is really cool. Who hasn't eaten fine rice bran [lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen]
The protagonist has a distinctive personality and is a ruthless killer who is funny and funny. The author's language style is humorous and the writing style is good. There is no forced preaching or highly embarrassing plot. The language is based on the plot and the writing is smooth. The writing style of the whole article is relaxed and joyful yet serious. The important thing is that there is no artificial artificial intelligence flavor, and a strong sense of living beings.
It's good-looking and top-notch. Although there are many jokes, it is different from other novels. You can read it with your brain. I like the character of the main character. It's very refreshing to get revenge immediately. It makes you feel at ease when you are worried. It's so sad to watch. If Xiaobai hadn't been abducted, he would be a very good person.
Very beautiful, extremely beautiful. The protagonist's IQ is very online, and the plot is particularly reasonable. This is the best I've ever seen on Tomato. [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like] [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
It looks good, it looks good, it looks so good. I really like this kind of madman, but I feel a little sorry for him many times. The madman's outer shell covers his wounds, which also makes other people, including readers, ignore his injuries from time to time.
Hahaha, I really can't help it. It's really interesting. This rating is not worthy of this article. The writing is good and fluent. It's not like some others. Although it has high scores, it always feels weird. The most important thing is that the characters are really interesting. With that mouth, he is very good at scolding, and he doesn't use any harsh words. I have read a lot of books, and this is the most enjoyable one I have read. I don't feel any shame when I scold, and it is very enjoyable to read. The plot is so interesting, it made my stomach hurt from laughing. I feel like the author can write such a soulful character. Man, the plot is not sloppy, and the love and killing in it are all super interesting. Forgive me for my low education, and I can't speak many advanced words, but I don't really like attacking in the early stage. I feel that it is easy to persuade people to quit. Personally, don't persuade people to quit because of the ratings and the character design in the early stage. It is really interesting [Adoration]
It's very interesting and hilarious. Are you waiting for it every day? Update, Bai Bai is so pitiful [crying] [crying] It is clear that the Chinese cannot return home, and they are seriously poisoned. The antidote is from their own company, but they dare not tell anyone [crying] [crying] [crying]
1. Not only is there love, but the family love that is the highlight of this book is even more popular. 2. The main and secondary plots are intertwined, so it is not tiring to read. 3. Xiaobai's character creation is outstanding, and his beauty and strength capture the readers' hearts. The key is that he does not follow the routine. 4. The language is humorous and funny. It is obvious that the author is a good curser. All in all, it's so good. I've caught up with so many chapters without realizing it. Xiaobai deserves more love.
It's good-looking and very funny, but the core of the comedy is tragedy. It's really funny to see his behavior, and it makes me sad when I think about him not being able to return to his country.
It's so happy, I like it so much, but I really feel sorry for Xiaobai. Xiaobai still has flaws in his personality. Although he is really happy, the indifference he reveals from time to time is different from normal people, which really makes me feel a little bit in my heart. There is no problem with Xiao Bai. His current goal is to survive. Xiao Bai will not divert too much attention to anything that does not help or benefit him. But at the same time, we can also see some of Xiaobai's feelings for Zatan and his family. Now he just hopes that Zatan can also rush to Xiaobai, although there is nothing wrong with the relationship they maintain now. It seems that the emotional scenes are still too thin now, without the kind of unforgettable bond. Stacked Armor, there are still fifty chapters to go before the tie is reached, I'll take another look... It's tied, come back and make up for it I have already seen the determination to bullshit, because Xiaobai was slow to lose his horse in the early stage, and there is still a certain confrontation with bullshit. What Xiaobai can do for Mr. Pei is to distance himself. Pei Zhiyan also follows his own beliefs and does not let down the country. It is more important for you two to live a good life than anything else... Then there is the bond I mentioned in the previous article. I saw it when Xiaobai was sick for the third time. Bullshit, you really love it.
After reading it carefully, this book is still good, but you must lose your mind. The first few pictures are relatively stiff, maybe just to lead to the plot later, and it will be much better when you read later. I really like the whirlwind of daily life. It feels like a real person. Personally, I think this is the biggest highlight of this book. I have a small suggestion. Can you write about the protagonist's handsome fighting style? Although I know it is difficult to write about the feeling of fighting, after writing it, the protagonist will be more three-dimensional, handsome and full of contrast. I hope that Xiaobai will finally be able to gain family and love, and gain a happy relationship. Can you let your family know Xiaobai's past, and at the same time pretend to be cool? I have also read books of the same type. They are all so high-ranking and powerful, and a lot of people don't know what the protagonist does. Only her boyfriend knows. It's really uncomfortable. The protagonist has suffered so much, but no one knows. All in all, you can watch [shy]
I really like DaDa's killer articles. They are the kind that are very funny but have killer elements. They are really touching. However, this type of article is rare in Tomato. I have been looking for it for a long time and I can't find similar ones. I hope Da Da can update more every day. I have read Da Da's other three articles and they are very interesting [Adore][Adore][Adore]
The writing is good, the pace is comfortable (neither too slow nor too fast), the plot is very novel, and the characters are three-dimensional. It really made my eyes light up again and again. It's still so beautiful [crying] [crying] [crying] I'm all in love with it. Okay [send heart] This article is so delicious🥺Men are menstruating when they see it🙄Women get crazy when they see it💪This is the nemesis of depression😎It is the alarm clock for vegetative people😭It is so cute that tears flow from the corners of the mouth and flood into the Qiantang River😱So handsome 😘It is God and it is my rose that illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful😊I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor😮It makes me realize that God does exist and I am so cute The tears won't stop and the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression 😋 is the alarm clock for vegetative people 😨 It's so cute that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood the Qiantang River 😈 It's so beautiful 🥰 God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life and makes my world meaningful 😙 I ran, I jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor 😎 It made me realize that God does exist, I was so good that my tears did not stop, and the world no longer lacked water.
It's very interesting~ If you look closely, the names of the characters are very interesting, and sometimes they are very funny. It makes me unhappy. I highly recommend this type of article. I hope the author can open another Shuangnan book of the same type~
Super pretty! I like the main character very much! It's a sweet story with a bit of a dark plot, it should be considered a sweet story, sour and sour! The plot is quite funny, so much fun! I just really want to see when the protagonist can get rid of his original family! Or when will the original family get rid of the protagonist!
It was so beautiful that men were menstruating and women were going crazy. It was the nemesis of depression and an alarm clock for vegetative people. It was so beautiful that the five-guaranteed households in the village missed and loved the widow. It was so beautiful that tears flowed from the corners of the mouth and flooded the Qiantang River. It was so beautiful. It was God. It was my rose. It illuminated my dark life and made my world meaningful. I ran away, I jumped hard, and I danced the tango on the balcony of the 30th floor, which made me realize that God does exist. I was so beautiful that I couldn't stop crying. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. It's great to lose your horse! ! !
It's so good. I haven't read a novel with this kind of mental state for a long time. It is simply a role model for us, a succubus in the spiritual world, a god and Buddha in the epileptic zone. It has become my top list [shy][shy]
This book is also super good-looking, with an overall light-hearted and funny style, but the more I read it, the more I felt sorry for Ruan Jibai [Crying] Novice Bai who values love and justice. The more I watch it, the more I like it, I look forward to losing my horse, I look forward to the Ruan family feeling heartbroken and regretful, and then Xiaobai doesn't forgive and says I hate you all [crying]
How could such a good-looking book have such a low score? I think it is super good. Xiaobai was abducted and grew up abroad. His heart is still attached to his country and his return to the motherland. It shows that his character is not bad. It's just that this child has suffered a lot since he was a child. No one cares or loves him. It's not easy to meet someone you love but his family doesn't agree. It's a hard work. I hope to achieve success and live happily together.
I don't know~ It's a familiar formula, I thought there was a new person in the circle, but I didn't expect you to be the teacher~ Who said your boyfriend can't beat him to death~ I felt so good when I saw it (๑♡⌓♡๑), and this one too, my god, I'm such a bitch~ I fell on the teacher again~~~[KISS][KISS][KISS]
Super pretty! And it's very funny and very interesting! The protagonist is very sober and calm, not brainless at all!
It's a very good story, and the characters are good, thanks to the vicious mouth and cold heart, and the small grievances are not suffered. But in this plot, I just felt that everything was going in a bad direction, as if there was a big knife hanging, and I felt uncomfortable after laughing. Selfishly, I still hope it can be easier, and I hope everyone has a happy ending, alas.
I don't know how to express it, but it looks really good! I like this kind of protagonist who is not a good person in the traditional sense and will live for himself. (Although it is indeed a bit miserable. Anyway, I don't know how to express it. Anyway, it's just good-looking and that's it.
Invincible is super, super and good-looking. Xiaobai is really funny and heart-wrenching. The author's writing style is also good. The plot is very clever. It's really fun to read without having to throw away your brain. [Love][Love]