Cultivation Relies on Special Effects, Yet the Empress Imagines Me as a Saint

Xu Changqing transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the Strongest Special Effects System.

Zero cultivation, zero defense, but his special effects are maxed out!

A yawn sounds like the “Melody of the Great Dao,” two steps leave lotus blossoms in his wake, and even feeding a dog is mistaken for “enlightening a divine beast.”

To stay alive, Xu Changqing has no choice but to pretend to be an unparalleled expert, while panicking every single day.

But he has no idea that his childhood sweetheart, whom he picked up, is actually the ruthless Great Emperor who has been reborn!

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[Memorable Scene One]

Xu Changqing: “These noodles are overcooked. Feed them to the dog.”

The Empress childhood sweetheart, pupils trembling: “Good heavens! That's Primordial Spirit Liquid simmered from Chaos Divine Fire! That dog awakened the Qilin bloodline? Big Brother really is plotting across the ages!”

[Memorable Scene Two]

Xu Changqing: “This wood is too hard. I carved it wrong. Why doesn't this cat have a mouth?”

The Primordial Saint Lord drops to his knees on the spot: “Brilliant! The greatest sound is silent, the Great Dao speaks no words! This must be the legendary [Chaos World-Subduing Beast]! Thank you, senior, for showing me the way!”

[Memorable Scene Three]

Xu Changqing: “You're too noisy. Get lost.”

A deity from the Upper Realm, crying and terrified: “His words become law! Those are the true words of Heaven's Dao! Retreat! If we're one moment too late, our karma will be erased!”

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Countless years later, Xu Changqing sits upon Heaven's Dao throne, looking down at the trembling gods and demons of the myriad heavens. He sighs helplessly:

“I keep telling you I'm just a mortal. I can't even kill a chicken. Do you believe me?”

The gods and demons across the internet cry out in unison: “We pay our respects to the Forbidden Supreme God! Senior, stop pretending!”…