Xu Changqing traveled through the fantasy world and awakened the "most powerful special effects system".
Zero repair, zero defense, but full special effects!
Yawning is "the sound of great morality", taking two steps is "making lotus flowers every step of the way", and even feeding a dog is regarded as "enlightening the divine beast".
In order to survive, Xu Changqing had to pretend to be a peerless expert and panic a lot every day.
But he didn't know that the childhood sweetheart he picked up was actually the ruthless emperor who had been reborn!
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Famous scene one
Xu Changqing: "This noodle is overcooked. Feed it to the dog."
Empress Qingmei (pupils were shaking): "His! That's the primordial spiritual liquid brewed by the Chaos Divine Fire! That dog actually awakened the Qilin bloodline? My brother is indeed plotting for eternity!"
Famous Scene 2
Xu Changqing: "The wood is too hard and the carving is damaged. Why does this cat have no mouth?"
Holy Lord Taichu (knelt down on the spot): "Wonderful! The sound is loud and the sound is silent! This is clearly the legendary [Chaos World-Suppressing Beast]! Thank you for your guidance, senior!"
Famous scene three
Xu Changqing: "It's too noisy, get out."
The gods in the upper realm (scared to tears): "Whatever you say is true! This is the mantra of heaven! Get out quickly! If you are too late, your cause and effect will be wiped out!"
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Countless years later, Xu Changqing sat on the throne of heaven, looking at the trembling gods and demons under his feet, and sighed helplessly:
"I said that I am really just a mortal and I can't even kill a chicken. Do you believe me?"
All the gods and demons on the Internet shouted in unison: "Meet the Forbidden God! Senior, stop pretending!"...
