The Three-Year-Old Fortune Teller Grabs Her Bottle and Goes Looking for Dad

(Period setting, doted-on heroine, mysticism, groveling ex, adorable child helps bring them together)

Shen Niannian was the leader of a mystic sect. After failing her tribulation, she transmigrated into the body of a pitiful girl abused by her grandmother in the 1970s.

The first thing she does after waking up is raise her sword to strike down her beloved... No, to strike down her awful grandmother!

A quick fortune-telling reveals that her biological father is none other than Lu Xiangbei, the terrifying “living King of Hell” from the military district.

Niannian slings her little bundle over her back and sets off on her short legs to find her father, a thousand miles away.

“Uncle, your forehead is dark. You're bound to have a romantic disaster soon. Want me to help ward it off?”

Commander Lu looks at the exquisitely adorable little dumpling, who looks seven-tenths like him, and his frozen heart melts.

From then on, life in the military district changes completely.

On the training ground, Commander Lu holds a baby bottle: “The whole team, listen up! Take it easy. My daughter is sleeping!”

Facing a female performer who wants to take her place, Niannian gives her a fierce little glare: “Auntie, your face says you'll bring your husband misfortune. Stay away from my dad!”

Later, Commander Lu corners his ex-wife against a wall, eyes red: “Honey, the kid says my fate is missing you. If you don't believe me, ask Niannian!”