This dodge System is broken! The promised beauties are all a bunch of goofballs! Su Zhe transmigrates into a game world and gets the “Infinite Dodging + Golden Finger Gacha System.” He thinks he’ll be able to summon beautiful girls, keep them on both arms, and reach the pinnacle of life. Who would’ve guessed the first “beauty” he draws would be a bearded middle-aged man whose first words are, “Hey, could you leave me a good review?” And why does a System that promises a 100% dodge rate dodge his romantic luck too?!