[Yellow dog + reborn + face-slapping + feel-good power fantasy + apocalypse survival + no-brainer]
Reborn as a dog, the first thing he did was go yellow.
He could even fly with a pair of triangular briefs pulled over his head, leaving everyone stunned. “What the heck, is that a bird? No, it’s clearly a dog! And it’s flying!!!”
We’ve seen cows do amazing things, but never anything this amazing! We’ve seen birds fly, but never dogs!
He sang on livestream, and the top donor went wild with gifts! He made two million overnight.
“Thanks, top donor, that’s enough! Please stop sending gifts!”
And that wasn’t all. The singing dog got flamed online! Within hours, photos of him singing were plastered all over the streets!
This time, he’ll complete the System’s missions in the apocalypse, turn back into a real human, and make his ex pay dearly.
Give yourself a five-star rating 🍉