I Hold Morning Meetings in the Immortal Realm

I dreamed I had become the ruler of the Three Realms. Facing the packed ranks of gods in Lingxiao Hall, I forced myself to stay calm. “Today’s morning meeting. Each department, give a brief report.”

Venus Star stepped forward and rambled for half an hour about incense offerings and tax revenue. I yawned and casually pointed at the Dragon King. “Tomorrow morning at seven, localized rain over Jiangcheng High-Tech Zone for forty-five minutes.”

After waking, I laughed at how absurd the dream was as I looked at the clear skies on my phone. Then the rain arrived right on schedule, and the company group chat exploded: “The weather bureau didn’t even forecast rain!”

Trembling, I opened my social feed and actually saw the Dragon King’s post from last night: “The boss’s demands are ridiculous. He wants the rainfall area narrowed down to the flower bed outside an office building…” The attached image was a satellite cloud map calculation sheet for Jiangcheng High-Tech Zone.