The Demonic Monk: My Side Effects Are Reversed

"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bullets. Donor, times have changed." After traveling through time and becoming a hundred-year-old handyman who could be slaughtered at any time in Kurong Temple, Li Changsheng thought his life was over. Here the Buddha is crazy, the Taoist priest is weird, the scriptures are made of human skin, and the elixirs are made from human hearts. Until that bloody night, he was captured by the possessed Demon Saint and used as a "furnace" in the boudoir, and accidentally awakened **[Cause and Effect Sequence Panel]**. In this twisted world of immortality, all the cruel costs of cultivation in the world are reversed on him! Do you need to suffer the pain of Lingchi to practice **"Shura Immortal Body"**? Reversal: Obtain [Infinite Self-Healing] and [Pain Shielding], pain turns into ultimate pleasure, and the more you practice the magic skills, the better! Who will surely die if he swallows the "Ten Thousand Poison Heart-Eating Pills"? Reversal: Achievement [Purified Glass Body], poison becomes the supreme tonic for foundation building, immune to all poisons! Will you go crazy listening to **"Unspeakable Whispers"**? Reversal: That is the ASMR of [Dao Xiyin]. After listening to it, I felt refreshed and my understanding skyrocketed! From then on, Li Changsheng managed to become a true Buddha in a man-eating devil's cave, and achieved physical salvation in a twisted and chaotic world. When the Zhengdao sect held high the banner of "eliminate demons and defend the Tao" and besieged Kurong Temple, they found in despair that the kind-hearted old monk was setting up a six-tube rotating demon-conquering pestle (Gatling), and behind him rose a 12-grade gold wheel of merit made from depleted uranium bullet casings. Li Changsheng smiled slightly and pulled the trigger: "Donor, since you don't understand the poor monk's Dharma, then please have a taste of the poor monk's... Truth."