I Used Code to Send My Boss to Prison

I held a funeral for myself.

At my memorial, my boss announced that he was "inheriting" all of my code.

He wept with heartfelt grief.

Then the funeral hall's sound system suddenly played my voice:

"I planted evidence in every line of code you stole."

The giant screen lit up, and the whole internet began watching live.

With just three lines of code, I locked down the next ten years of his life.

My death was fake.

But sending him to prison? That was real.