Rule-based horror has arrived, and global challenges are underway! While everyone else struggles to survive the supernatural, I’m conquering it with cheesy pickup lines!
[Challenge One: Dormitory Horror] Rule 1: You must close your eyes after 23:59. I immediately write a love letter and stuff it into the rules’ arms: “Closing your eyes is so dull. How about we add a heartfelt staring contest?” The very next second, I flirt the challenge into a meltdown!
[Challenge Two: Happy Hospital] Rule 2: The blood bank is for deposits only. I replace all the blood bags with matchmaking profiles. The blushing supernatural nurse calls out, “Brother-in-law, come earlier next time!”
Mirror ghosts, tentacle girls, a time-traveling senpai, a train conductor… Challenge bosses line up to chase after me, while viewers around the world laugh until their SAN drops! The National Fate Bureau asks me to join them overnight: “Comrade, could you teach everyone a thing or two about romance?”
Me: “Don’t rush. In the next challenge, I’ll get every last one of you a date!”
