Broken! There Is Something Wrong with This Tang Monk

Dressed as Tang Monk, I set out with the "Disaster Clearance Manual". First stop, Shuangcha Ridge. The tiger spirit held me for a small meeting: "Elder Tang, according to the script, you should scream. Let's try to go through it again. I will have a KPI summary meeting tonight." The second stop is Wuxing Mountain. Sun Wukong took out a "Labor Contract": "Master, you can wear tight hoops, but you have to pay five insurances and one fund. If you work overtime, you will get double merit." The third stop is Gaolaozhuang. Zhu Bajie is live broadcasting: "Family members, don't leave! I'll come back right away to dance "Canopy Disco" as soon as I finish handling the Buddhist scriptures!" Me:? ? ? Is there something wrong with this experience-learning team? Until I turned to the last page of the manual and saw a line of small words: "Warm reminder: All disasters are designed by the Lingshan Screenwriting Department, and the entire process is broadcast live in the three realms. Every expression you make will affect the final rating - I wish you a happy performance." Hey guys, it turns out that I am the male lead of a reality show? But when I discovered: White Bone Demon has an "Actor Qualification Certificate", Yellow Wind Monster receives "Work Injury Subsidy", and Zen Master Wuchao's live broadcast spoilers; When I picked up the first "glazed lamp fragment" and saw the truth about my demotion five hundred years ago; When I heard Guanyin say to the camera: "Jin Chanzi must become a Buddha in this life, even if the truth is..." I can't take this sutra. Now, I have three apprentices who are forced to start a business: An irritable monkey brother is studying "Labor Law" to prepare for arbitration; A fisherman, the title of the live broadcast is "What is it like to paddle in a variety show?"; A gangster named Sha Monk secretly records everyone's dirty information. We decided to go along with the show superficially. . . .