[The must-read smash hit of 2025! Laugh until you squeal at midnight! Not for the faint of heart!]
A terrifying game descends upon the world, and everyone trembles beneath the monsters' blades. Chen An alone, faced with the hideous ghost before him, pushes up his gold-rimmed glasses and flashes a professional smile.
“Miss Ghost, your neck is bent backward at a 90-degree angle. That's a serious orthopedic condition. Don't avoid treatment. It might hurt a little, but I guarantee you'll be cured as soon as you take the medicine.”
The next second, Chen An pulls out a rusty pipe wrench a meter long. That's his anesthetic needle. Then he pulls out a spiked hammer. That's his scalpel.
The ghost: “Big bro! I just wanted to scare you. Why are you shoving my head into the concrete?!” The Ghost King: “Run! That pervert in the white coat is back to offer ‘free checkups’!” His teammates: “Is this guy really a doctor? What kind of doctor exorcises people by beating them to death?!”
Chen An solemnly wipes the blood from his pipe wrench. “Trust my expertise. In my BGM, there's no illness I can't cure.”
...When Chen An stands at the top of the world of horror, ten thousand ghosts cower behind him. He sighs. “A doctor's duty is to show compassion. Why can't any of you understand that I'm only trying to help?”
