How I transmigrated as a Uchiha orphan and became a legend in the Naruto world through “fight-to-sign-in.”
The System told me: Want to get stronger? Go beat famous people!
And so, things gradually went off the rails:
I beat up Neji and signed in for insights into the Byakugan; outsmarted Gaara and swiped Shukaku’s sand; even after getting crushed in a fight with Itachi, I still scored a one-time Tsukuyomi experience ticket.
The night of the clan’s annihilation? I led a “strategic withdrawal” and went on to build the shinobi world’s first “chakra internet company.”
The Akatsuki hunting Tailed Beasts? Sorry, those are my future employees, powering the place with beast energy.
Madara Uchiha comes back to life and gives a speech? I livestream it, open the chat, and turn on donations.
Years later, facing visitors from the stars, I had become a pioneer of interstellar civilization. Looking back with a smile at the next generation, I said:
“Watch closely. They’re actually pretty weak.”
A bunch of messy timelines