I Survive in a Cyberpunk World by Reading the Bullet Comments

Wang Gou opened a kindergarten in the immortal realm, only to find that all the children were monsters: an angry boy could punch a mountain apart, while a gloomy little prince could deliver a death prophecy with a single word. Even crazier, he came with a live-commentary System. As an immortal passed by casting a spell, a comment floated across the screen: [These effects aren't as good as a low-budget web series]. The whole world turned out to be a broken program riddled with bugs! When the apocalypse arrived, Wang Gou used radio calisthenics to crack a sword formation, suppressed riots with the kindergarten's rules, and finally led the little rascals in turning the world's bugs into a square dance. Live-commentary cultivation, programming-based cultivation, and kindergarten mayhem, all at maximum intensity and insanity. In the most unserious way possible, he writes the craziest love poem for this broken world.