Ridiculous! None of My Intangible Cultural Heritage Apprentices Are Human

Shen Mu returns to his hometown to inherit his grandfather's remote mountain estate and unexpectedly awakens the [God-Tier Intangible Cultural Heritage Inheritance System].

The System's tasks are outrageous. From the start, it demands that he restore a severely damaged dragon throne made of golden-thread nanmu.

To find the finest timber, Shen Mu ventures deep into a primeval forest, where he comes across a venomous hundred-pace snake locked in a fierce fight with a bamboo pit viper.

“Ding! The Host is in danger. Reward: max-level animal communication!”

To save his own skin, Shen Mu steels himself and steps in to break up the fight. “Brother Snake, do me a favor and stop fighting. I've got a copy of One Hundred and Eight Ways to Catch Mice for you...”

To the horrified million viewers in his livestream, the two venomous snakes actually stop fighting and bow to Shen Mu!

From then on, Shen Mu's livestream gradually becomes more and more “beastly”:

Making [xuan paper]: The pulp needs to be pounded over and over? Shen Mu reclines in a rocking chair, sipping tea, while two gorillas beside him swing huge mallets and work like crazy.

Forging a [Tang sword]: It's too hot to get close, so Shen Mu directs a pangolin to act as a “living pair of tongs,” expertly turning the iron.

Carving a [jade seal]: A golden snub-nosed monkey wears safety goggles and polishes the jade with fine sandpaper.

Half a year later, a national intangible cultural heritage inspection team enters the mountains.

They see Shen Mu riding on the back of a South China tiger and teaching a panda “embroidery stitches.”

The senior expert drops all the emergency heart pills in his hand. “What the hell? Is his craftsmanship so good that he's taught the animals how to do it too?!”