So You're Going to Pretend to Be a Flirty Puppy and Hit on a Straight Guy?

Name: So You're Going to Pretend to Be a Flirty Puppy and Hit on a Straight Guy?
Author: Yintan

你就这么装绿茶小狗撩直男啊？

by Yintan (银檀)

Status: Completed
Length: 179k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[1v1 + exclusive + younger man + straight man turned gay + funny, sweet little romance]

Seemingly sweet, secretly perverted top × serious, cool-headed straight bottom

Half a month into the school year, Pei Lin had received a series of harassing texts from an unknown pervert.

Then his roommate told him a new junior was moving into their dorm. Rumor had it he was a campus bully who was good at fighting.

Pei Lin was listening to the so-called stories about the bully when he looked up and met the gaze of the person standing in the doorway.

The junior said politely, “Senior, I’ve never been a campus bully.”

Pei Lin: “.”

The campus bully who was supposedly good at fighting was so polite that he even invited Pei Lin to stay at his place when he couldn’t get into the dorm.

He got close to him.

He calmly told him that he had skin hunger syndrome.

He couldn’t stand any physical contact with anyone else.

Except Pei Lin.

After learning his junior’s secret, Pei Lin offered to help.

Their relationship grew closer by the day, progressing from simple physical contact to eating and living together, until they became inseparable.

Pei Lin always thought they were just good friends, until one day he learned his junior’s sexual orientation

and even discovered that he was the pervert who kept sending him those harassing texts.

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95Chapters

3.4kReads

8.6Score

723Shelves

400Listens

63.1kReads · all time

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Ouch, I absolutely love this author! It can be seen from the content that the author's three views are very correct! This time I read the article really wisely! The characters are very humorous, the feeling is super insensitive, hahaha, the love of attack is forbearing, I couldn't stop reading it. After reading the last book, I found that this one is not bad! Probably 7099! 😄😄😄💕
15 likes8mo ago
I always feel that Qi Huai has a ghostly smell, and I don't know if it's my imagination. The writing is very good, the sense of immersion is strong, and the character settings are great. But please tell me a reason why I updated 1144 words in three days^ω^
9 likes7mo ago
Okay, it smells really good, I recommend watching it, Lin'er is so emotional, haha, it's really super cute! That is, babies, if you encounter someone sending you perverted text messages in real life, you must block them and call the police. Be vigilant and don't think that there will be plots like in novels. You must protect yourself.
8 likes8mo ago
It's very beautiful, um, it's a short and sweet story. The teacher's writing is so good, it gives me a very fresh feeling. I like it so much˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶Finally, I wish the young couple a long and long life⌯oᴗo⌯
4 likes5mo ago
I read this book. It's really, really good. It's shocking and delicious. I've never seen such a good book. Please hurry up. Wouldn't it be better? I've been waiting for you. It's really good. It's really, really good. Come on, author. Can you update ten chapters in one day? Author, I beg you, please update quickly. It's really good.
4 likes6mo ago
So cool, so cool. The setting is so delicious😋I hope we can get together soon, begging👀The author's writing has been a bit sad lately, but it's so cool. I like it very much. Before we get together, we have to add a little difficulty🤓The author's writing is great! But I hope there will be more and don't stop updating! I look forward to the update of this article every day ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
3 likes7mo ago
It's so delicious that I'll order three more bowls. I hope there will be 20 chapters updated every day.
3 likes8mo ago
It's very beautiful. Every character is very three-dimensional. They are funny about daily life. It's really beautiful ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
3 likes8mo ago
It's good to read. I've basically read all the author's books [Blowing Kisses]
3 likes8mo ago
Wow! Awesome Klaas la la la la la Doubao help me send 5 million cheering words to the author
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