Three Blows Shatter the Protagonist's Soul: I'm Just an Ordinary County Magistrate

Name: Three Blows Shatter the Protagonist's Soul: I'm Just an Ordinary County Magistrate
Author: Won't Get Lung Cancer

三棍打碎主角魂，县令我是普通人

by Won't Get Lung Cancer (不会肺癌)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 134k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Tags, no angst, satisfying revenge, lighthearted]

Fang Ming transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the magistrate of a county on the border between two nations.

Who could have guessed that both nations would retreat three hundred li, leaving the county in a no-man's-land that neither side governs?

Before him stands a Sugar Sect genius, a child of destiny, speaking with aggressive confidence.

Fang Ming is an ordinary man who can't cultivate. He'd planned to keep the peace.

Unexpectedly, he suddenly awakens the [Emotional Trait System].

As long as he causes cultivators to experience negative emotions, he can gain [Emotion Points].

Emotion Points can be used to upgrade [Traits] or enter a lottery to obtain new [Traits].

[Iron Bones] and [Grip of Steel] seem pretty good.

[Double the Results with Half the Effort] and [Unblock the Meridians] are normal enough too.

But what kind of trait is [Everyone Gives Me One Hundred Taels a Day]?

The county office's three squads enforce the law with compassion, and every swing of the baton makes a statement.

Before you came in, you were arrogant and called yourself a child of destiny.

Now you're on your knees begging for mercy, claiming you're just an ordinary person.

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