Everyone's a Scene-Stealer: There's Something Wrong with All My Beast Pets

[Comedy + System + All Villains + Physical Beast Taming + Wild Imagination] Lin De awakens an F-rank good-for-nothing talent? No need to panic: the God-Tier Choice System has arrived! [Option One: Kneel and say, “Thank you for your hard work, Teacher.” Reward: bottled water.] [Option Two: Ask whether the Awakening Stone is guaranteed to be ripe. Reward: divine brick!] Lin De silently pulls out the brick. “If I can't be a mage, I'll be a thug who fights with his fists!” And so, everything goes completely off the rails. Other people's beasts: dragons and phoenixes heralding good fortune, capable of destroying the heavens and earth. Lin De's beasts: a slime that eats stainless steel raw, a childhood-friend husky that demolishes houses with lightning, and a rich kid's turtle that heals people with poisonous gas. Facing a divine beast, Lin De swings his brick. “Slime, get it! Give it a good physical polish!” This is the story of a man who turns the world upside down with his unreliable beasts and unconventional methods. Lin De: “Seriously, I'm doing proper beast taming here!”