I, Jiang Chen, am an ordinary delivery boy.
My goals in life are simple: don't go over time, don't leave negative reviews, and save money to buy a new battery.
Until my phone mutated.
I just wanted to deliver a takeout, but it asked me to save a CEO who was about to be assassinated.
I had no choice but to be heartbroken, drove over with my car, and poured the customer's spicy hotpot all over the killer's face.
As a result, the CEO handed me a check worth tens of millions: "Little brother, you saved my life!"
Me: (pupil earthquake) "No, brother, I just want you to compensate me for a portion of the spicy soup!"
I just wanted to take the money and lie down, but it reminded me: a national treasure professor is about to make a fatal mistake and miss the great discovery of the century.
I had no choice but to write an anonymous "Minke" email and talk nonsense about "star resonance".
As a result, the national security department set up a task force: "Find this mysterious man codenamed 'Prophet' at all costs!"
Me: (hiding in the mansion and shivering) "Stop looking for me. Without a prophet, I'm just a copycat!"
Please, can this APP be uninstalled? I just want to be a salted fish, not a savior!
Bite! Abnormal activity in the Pacific Plate detected, S-level disaster warning...]
Me: "Destroy it, hurry up, I'm tired."
