I Became a God After Death: I Rebuilt the Heavenly Court System

Su Ming, a top systems architect who worked himself to death on a 996 schedule, transmigrates into the lowest rank of the cultivation world: a ninth-grade earth god.

His worshippers are gone, his divine position is crumbling, and from the start he has just one hit point. To top it off, a demon king is blocking his door.

A certain death trap?

Su Ming calmly opens the [Heavenly Dao IDE Console] that came with him.

The demon king’s hide is too thick to damage?

Edit parameters: Armor = 0; Pain = 100%; Friction = 0!

Watching the demon king do the splits over and over on the ground until he turns into a bloody mess, Su Ming understands.

What kind of cultivation world is this? It’s clearly a huge server riddled with bugs!

To patch the server (and, as a bonus, rule the Three Realms), Su Ming connects to Earth’s internet and launches Heavenly Dao Online.

And so the cultivation world’s whole vibe goes completely off the rails.

When the Day Patrol God leads the Yin Soldiers through the area, ready to slaughter a village,

he doesn’t see mortals begging for mercy. Instead, there’s a group of crazies with green light in their eyes, carrying [+15 Demon-Breaking Bayonets] and [Spirit-Energy Miniguns].

“The health bar’s up! Bros, we can kill this boss!”

“T, keep it busy! Healers... oh, we don’t have healers. Pile on the corpses!”

“Don’t kill the one with the lantern! That’s my quest item!”

Looking at the Yin God, stripped by the players until he’s wearing nothing but his underwear, Su Ming spreads his hands helplessly:

“Sorry. My followers may not be very polite, but... they really are immortal.”