They Call Me Crazy, So I Smash My Pill Furnace Into Their Braised Eggs

Strong female lead + soul transmigration + struggling sect + sect leader + alchemy cultivator + food + woman disguised as a man + powerful sect + everyday life in the cultivation world + IVI (both leads are each other's first and only)

Why do people go crazy?

The answer: If you're already crazy, why bother asking?

“Sect Leader, someone has attacked Sect Leader Peak.”

“Who is it?” Wait, why does that sound like a handsome man's voice? Shen Jiufeng nearly went crazy and hurriedly looked down, lifting her robe.

Phew, thank goodness, it's a woman, not a man.

If someone dares to bully me, the sect leader, I'll grab my pill furnace and fight, smashing him into a little braised egg.

Faced with the choice between driving other people crazy and bottling up her own madness, Shen Jiufeng chooses to let everyone go crazy together.

From then on, Shen Jiufeng, known as the Heavenly Spirit Sect's most useless sect leader, completely lets loose and gains a new title: Nine-Crazy.

She's crazy, talks crazy, thinks crazy. A mad dog, a drunken lunatic, completely unhinged, wildly excitable, crazy about her hobbies, and even her spirit pets are crazy.

In other words: a person who has eaten crazy-dog crap.

Where do spirit stones come from? Of course, she schemes them out of people.

A woman accuses her of violating her chastity? She simply takes out her hairpin and turns the tables. Someone tries to take advantage of her? She robs them instead.

Heh heh… and look, here come the little spirit stones!

She casually ropes in a big shot to guard the sect, starts a cultivation-world food delivery service with express shipping, uses magical artifacts as concealed weapons, and boosts the Heavenly Spirit Sect's deterrence.

She only wanted to protect the old, weak, sick, and disabled members of the Heavenly Spirit Sect. Who knew she'd accidentally turn it into the greatest sect on the continent and make history?

How embarrassing.

Well, while she's at it, she might as well find a handsome man to warm her bed. Heh heh…