Zongwu: the Elixir Is Poisonous! You Still Call Me Alchemy Master?

Travel through the world of comprehensive martial arts, awaken the "god-level alchemy system", and become stronger by refining alchemy. But the products produced by the system must be "trap" products - every magic pill comes with hundreds of millions of ridiculous side effects! Nine Turns of Resurrection Pill: A dead person can live after eating it, but when he comes alive, he will fall in love with the first creature he sees (even if it is a dog). Qiankun Good Fortune Pill: The skill increases sharply by a dozen, at the cost of meowing like a cat every three hours for a year. The Alluring Beauty Pill: The beauty will last forever at the age of eighteen, but from now on, at sunrise every day, it will randomly transform into an animal (lasts for one stick of incense). The Great Replenishing Pill: Instantly restore to peak condition, at the cost of randomly forgetting a close relative (including yourself). As a result, the style of Jianghu changed dramatically: The Supreme Martial Arts Knelt down and begged for the antidote: "Lin Danxian! Why did the last 'Invincible Realm Breaking Pill' make me call everyone daddy when meeting people?!" The demon sect witch chased her with a sword: "Where's the promised 'Ice Muscle Jade Bone Pill'? Now I'm covered in ice every night, you call this beauty treatment?!" A certain leader of the righteous path hid in his hut and cried: "That 'Righteous Haoran Pill'... Made me disappear as soon as I lied! How can I be the leader of this alliance?!" Until one day, the palace emissary knocked on the door late at night: "Your Majesty is willing to exchange half of the country for an 'Elixir of Immortality'!" Lin Chen looked at the freshly baked elixir in his hand, which was full of radiance, and glanced at the side effects marked by the system: [Taking it will last as long as heaven and earth, but the body will gradually turn into rotten wood, and the consciousness will last forever, and it will be lonely for thousands of years. He silently hid the elixir in his sleeve and showed a professional smile to the door: "This elixir... Still needs hundreds of millions of improvements." Jianghu famous saying: I would rather go to the palace of hell than ask for Lin Chendan. But... It smells so good!