Upgraded System from the Start, Taking a Kidney-Deficient Village Chief as My Disciple

[Hehuan Sect] [Multiple Female Leads] [Invincible] [Lighthearted Shenanigans] [Wish-Fulfillment]

Xiao Sanshi is determined to lie low in the beginner village until the end of time. But just as he reaches the peak of the Deification stage, the System upgrades to version 2.0, and the first thing it does is fix the bug that lets him stay in the village.

[New quest: Take the eighty-year-old, kidney-deficient village chief as your disciple. Failure will cost the Host one big ball.]

[Accept/Decline (will cost the Host one small ball)]

Xiao Sanshi: ???

From then on, the Fun System dishes out one absurd quest after another: join the Hehuan Sect as a vice peak master while still at the Qi Refining stage, take the Beast Taming Sect's patriarch as a mount, win over the socially anxious female peak master...

When the entire lower realm has become a branch of the Hehuan Sect and countless immortal maidens are begging to cultivate dual cultivation with him, a System notification pops up again:

[Ultimate quest: Lead the entire Hehuan Sect to ascend to the Spirit Realm! Failure means you'll be sent back to Blue Star to live as an ordinary person!]

Xiao Sanshi looks at the crowd of immortal maidens behind him and finally loses his temper. "I've worked my ass off for decades and just made it to the top of the Hehuan Sect, and now you want to send me back to be an ordinary person?!"