Time Travel and Return to the Tang Dynasty to Become a Dandy

Cheng Yaojin's biggest headache is not the disputes in the court, but his own "witch incarnation" Cheng Le'an, who is famous in Chang'an. This female general is neither a literary scholar nor a prostitute. She prefers to dress up as a man and wander around the Western Market. Yesterday she flipped the tables in the Persian gambling house, and today she rented the entire attic of Pingkangfang to listen to music. She pawned the jade Ruyi given by the Holy Emperor in exchange for a Dawan horse; when the Turkic envoys competed in martial arts, she climbed over the wall and entered the venue to place ten bets in a row, and the money she won could cover half of the princess's mansion. The dandies in Chang'an hid when they saw her, not because they couldn't beat her, but because Cheng Le'an couldn't beat her and they succumbed to her. Those shaking are all members of the Li royal family. The imperial censor's memorial to impeach her was submitted on time every month. Cheng Yaojin chased her through three streets with an axe, but in the end she always choked and stamped her feet when she said, "My daughter is trying to imitate her father's heroic spirit in Wagang Village." The murderous Duke Lu Guogong in the Jinluan Palace returned to his house and faced the courtyard full of Persian cats, Kunlun slaves, and fire-breathing monks. He just looked up to the sky and sighed: "This girl has robbed more tricks than I did when I robbed the emperor!"