[Adorable Kid + Growing Up + Everyone's Favorite + Mysticism + Comedy + Pure Wish Fulfillment]
She is three and a half years old, a being feared by everyone above and below the earth from the moment she was born.
On her first day down the mountain, one sentence is enough to scare a wealthy family to their knees.
A crooked-neck gourd in her left hand, a handful of sunflower seeds in her right,
“Dark aura, get lost now or I'll finish this whole bag of seeds!”
The demons and monsters throughout the house tremble in fear...
Bad news: she's only three for now.
Good news: once her memories return, she'll use a broken brick to send spirits to the afterlife by force.
But all she wants is to eat and eat. Who would have thought the little Heavenly Dao would insist she work overtime?
Someone wants to steal her fortune. Did they ask if she agrees?
Someone wants her life. Did they ask if her brick agrees?
Someone shoved her during the battle between gods and demons. Did they ask A Meng first?
A god descends to the mortal world to wreak havoc? With a brick in one hand and a gourd in the other, the little god cries and begs her: “War God, I'll mend my ways right now!”
A bully? She sticks out her little leg, and the bully goes off in tears to find his mom. The police officer says, “Come with me to the station!”
Who knew she'd be called a brat after returning to the Heavenly Realm?!
Is that right???
She could have chosen a more dignified approach,
but instead she got all of Heaven singing, “Truly, truly convinced”? Oh, right, “truly convinced”!
A note for readers: This was written terribly. It's a dark chapter in my writing history. I got carried away in a moment of inspiration. The story is finished, bye-bye.
