My Whole Family Can Read Minds: My Gossip Exposed the Whole Tycoon Family

Lin Zhou transmigrates into the body of the true young master of a wealthy family and is bound to a "Gossip System." As long as he grumbles to himself, he gets rewards. What he doesn't know is that his whole family can hear his inner thoughts! And so the family drama veers completely off course, turning their mansion into a comedy club Watching his domineering eldest brother cradle a child with a loving smile, Lin Zhou silently clicks his tongue: 【Big Bro looks so happy. Has he still not noticed that this chubby nephew looks exactly like our driver, Wang Dama Zi?】 【What a shame, there's a whole green prairie over your head. You could raise a whole flock of Pleasant Goats up there!】 The next second, Big Bro crushes the teacup in his hand, then drags the child off for a paternity test in the middle of the night and breaks the driver's legs for good measure! Watching the fake young master, a scheming little green tea, put on airs at a fancy banquet, Lin Zhou covers his nose: 【Quit pretending. That champagne you just drank had a powerful laxative in it. Three-second countdown...3, 2, 1, here it comes!】 “Pfft!!” With a loud blast, the fake young master shits himself in front of everyone, spraying yellow-brown liquid all over his pants. The guests foam at the mouth and flee in the middle of the night, carrying a whole train with them! Watching his stern-faced father lecture everyone, Lin Zhou sighs: 【Old man, quit lecturing. Your prostate is so blocked up, why haven't you gone to the hospital to get it cleared? Keep putting it off and you'll explode!】 His father's face instantly turns beet red, and he rushes off to the men's health clinic with his legs clamped together! The family, who had been waiting to see Lin Zhou make a fool of himself, are now all on the verge of a breakdown. Covering their faces, they cling desperately to his leg: “Please, ancestor! Stop roasting us! Just keep quiet, and the whole family fortune worth hundreds of billions is yours!!”