Mind-Reading for the Whole Family: I Ruined the Wealthy Family by Eating Melons

Lin Zhou traveled through time and became a true young master of a wealthy family, bound to the "eating melon system". As long as you complain in your heart, you can get rewards. But little did he know that the whole family could hear what he was saying! As a result, the style of painting completely went astray, and the wealthy family turned into a cross talk club—— Looking at the overbearing elder brother who was holding the child with a loving expression on his face, Lin Zhou clicked his tongue twice in his heart: [Brother is smiling so happily. Haven't you noticed that this fat nephew looks exactly like our driver Wang Mazi? What a pity, a green grassland above your head can raise Pleasant goats! The next second, the eldest brother crushed the tea cup in his hand to pieces, dragged the child to do a paternity test overnight, and broke the driver's leg by the way! Looking at the elegant green tea young master at a high-end banquet, Lin Zhou covered his nose and said: [Stop pretending, there was a powerful laxative in the glass of champagne just now, countdown to three seconds... 3, 2, 1, Spray! "Puff——!!" There was a loud noise, and the fake young master gushed out in front of everyone. The shit-yellow liquid burst into his trouser pockets. All the guests foamed at the mouth and ran away overnight carrying the train! Looking at his father who was lecturing with a majestic face, Lin Zhou sighed: [Old Deng, stop training me. Your prostatitis is so blocked, why don't you go to the hospital quickly? If you delay any longer, you will explode and die! Dad's face turned the color of pig liver in an instant, and he rushed to the men's hospital with his legs crossed! The family members who originally wanted to see Lin Zhou's joke all collapsed at this moment. They covered their faces and hugged Lin Zhou's thighs: "Please, ancestor! Stop scolding! As long as you shut up, these tens of billions of family assets will all be yours!!"