Zhang Wei, a contemporary programmer from Party B, is proficient in "foolery" and his mantra is: "This requirement cannot be fulfilled."
Until he was forced to bind something called [Super Invincible Compulsory Merit Sanctification System of All Heavens and Worlds] - of course, he privately called it "ancestor".
The true identity of the system is actually the "last will trusteeship process" after the collapse of ancient heaven. Logic is rigid and he loves to work overtime. The mission he issued is to make Zhang Wei a saint, but the way he operates is like the order sent by the King of Hell - no matter life or death, only merit.
Thus, a battle of wits and courage between Party B and "Ultimate Party A" begins:
The system asked him to save all sentient beings, and he sent out "merit discount coupons" in bulk;
The system asked him to save the common people, so he developed an "automatic chanting app" overnight;
The system asked him to preach and answer questions, and he taught a class: "Learn to Fool Party A in Three Days."
However——
Every time something goes wrong, the system forcibly interprets it as "great wisdom";
Every time you are lazy, you will be judged as "complying with the way of heaven";
Every time he was perfunctory, he was rewarded with enthusiastic pursuit from all over the world...
Zhang Wei discovered during his collapse: the more he tried to fool himself, the more his merits increased.
He originally wanted to be a quiet salty fish, but he was forced to never look back on the road of "counseling"...
