She and Her Jade Bones Fade Away Together

[Soul transmigration + alternate dynasty + no palace or household infighting + light political intrigue + inhuman nine-thousand-year-old eunuch (a corpse) + female lead rebels + pure love + revenge]

Her name is Wen Wannian. Before arriving in Changling, she had wielded a scalpel and lain in a morgue pretending to be a corpse.

His name is Xie Renyu. He is a moving corpse, kept going by a single medicine for nearly three hundred years, and has become the powerful Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Lord.

Wen Wannian brewed Xie Renyu a pot of tea. The tea leaves were wood ear mushrooms. When they started sprouting, she held the imperial seal against the spout.

Wen Wannian sewed Xie Renyu a sachet. Blood from her pricked finger seeped into the fabric. Inside were star anise, fennel, wood ear mushrooms, tremella, and red dates. On the outside, she embroidered "SB."

She tried to run away three times. The first two attempts failed, but the third succeeded, and she escaped to a bandit stronghold. Following the principle that if you can't beat them, join them, she said, "The authorities are coming to suppress the bandits. I'm here to warn you."

Emperor Wei Changyu wants her dead.

The day Wen Wannian returned from the bandit stronghold, she began plotting a rebellion. She would use Xie Renyu's money to rebel against Xie Renyu, then put Wei Qingyang, the Prince of Shun's son, on the throne.

Wei Changyu wants to kill her.

Well, isn't that convenient? She wants to kill Wei Changyu, too.

Everyone: Miss Wen is full of schemes. Best not to offend her lightly.

Xie Renyu: Wannian, this lord is dead.

Wen Wannian slaps him across the face. "We've already slept together, and now you tell me you're dead?"