The social beast Chen Mo woke up and became the cousin of Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty...? He is about to ascend the throne!
He smiled when he looked at the empty treasury, the court where factions were constantly fighting, and the rebels and braided soldiers who were sharpening their swords.
Be an emperor? No, I am here to do "strategic restructuring" for Daming, a state-owned enterprise on the verge of bankruptcy.
As a result, the meeting turned into a project review meeting, and the user experience was discussed first. He used "PPT" to spray the Donglin Party to the point of shutting down. He used "bringing goods" to enrich the treasury, used "KPI" to assess officials, and used "corporate culture" to reshape the Ming Dynasty.
Many years later, when faced with the envoys' admiration for the "Miracle of the Ming Dynasty", Zhu Youmo, who had achieved the goal of "the sea of stars", put down his telescope and smiled faintly:
"Basic operations, don't do 6. I just have a few more years of Internet experience than you."
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