Lin Yi transmigrated into the cultivation world as its famous good-for-nothing, right in the middle of having his engagement broken off. His fiancée slapped the marriage contract in his face. "You good-for-nothing, you think you're worthy?"
The System he'd just bound to gave him a Chaos Body, trial version.
He figured he'd make do with it. Then, on the day the engagement was broken off, he let his mind wander for just a moment, and that tiny wisp of chaos energy inside him inadvertently nudged the world's fundamental rules.
Then everyone saw it: his fiancée froze mid-tear, the paper scraps hung motionless in the air, and even the symbolic heavenly tribulation lightning spasmed overhead into a mass of scrambled code.
In the dead silence, the old marriage contract began glowing with rainbow light all by itself, folding into a lively red spirit magpie that gave his former fiancée a clear little "chirp."
The newly awakened System blared an alarm: [Host, what did you do?! Local Heavenly Dao logic has broken down! ...Never mind, congratulations on receiving a "Heavenly Dao Compensation Pack."]
Lin Yi looked at the newly appeared book, Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years of Mock Exams, in his arms, then at the "Reduced Presence" buff. He glanced up at the mass of tribulation-cloud code desperately trying to repair itself and said sincerely to his former fiancée:
"See? It's not that I'm refusing to cooperate."
"It's just that your engagement-breaking procedure has a bit of a compatibility issue with my constitution."
"Why don't you upgrade the Heavenly Dao first, then try again?"
From then on, the cultivation world had a walking BUG.
While others cultivated with spiritual energy, Lin Yi cultivated by exploiting the Heavenly Dao glitches caused by his presence and claiming the compensation.
Until one day, the tribulation cloud he'd crashed over and over again finally couldn't take it anymore. It formed a sobbing Heavenly Dao message in the sky:
Please! Go wreak havoc in the Upper Realm! This world's version is too old,
